Usually hosted by Kate at Kate Takes 5, the Listography is being hosted by Hannah at Metal Mummy this week and it's a cracker. List the 5 celebrities you'd most like to punch.Great! Time for a bit of a rant as I have a small handful of celebrities who wind me up something rotten. I'm not a violent person in the slightest but I'd love to give these lot a bit of a slap.
What? I hear you cry. How can you include the 'Nations Sweetheart' as I hear her repeatedly called. I used to think she was okay but my dislike for her has grown immensely over the past couple of years to the point where I couldn't bear to look at her or listen to her on X Factor this year. I'm sorry but my little finger has more personality than her - and probably more talent. She's so up herself it's untrue, acts like Lady Muck. Oh and she's so NOT worth it.
Gah! This woman is just vile. She quite literally makes me squirm. I've seen bits of Loose Women a couple times (I can't bear it for obvious reasons) but every time she's on she can't get through 5 minutes without mentioning sex or her bloke who's about 22 years her junior. Fair play, I'd probably be pretty proud of that but she's irritating, looks dog rough and acts it.
3. Cat Deeley
In the good old days of SMTV with Ant & Dec I used to think she was good fun. But since then she's turned into a whiney, conceited and false presenter. She irritates me so much so I'm glad the USA seems to be stuck with her now.
4. Davina McCall
Another 'favourite' with the nation so sorry people! Another one I used to like. When she first properly burst onto our screens for the cult show Street Mate I used to think she was fab. In the early days of Big Brother she was good but now I watch her and I just cringe. Is it just me or does she come across as presenting in a way that she's trying to act like she's drunk? She's false and irritating, slurring some of her words, doing camera close-ups and generally being annoying.
He wasn't going to go on my list but I couldn't have a whole list of women - that would make me look SO bad. I actually went to one of his live stand-up gigs about 3-4 years ago and I used to love him on Mock The Week. I know he's a 'shock' comic and you have to go into his comedy knowing he's going to make you feel uncomfortable about some of the things you may (or may not) laugh at but he seems to be feeding off this more and more. His latest television program 'Tramadol Nights' was no exception. We recorded it, watched the first two (watched the second one hoping it may get better) and then deleted the rest. I simply want to punch him right now for his comments about Katie Price's Son Harvey. That sunk to a new depth of low. Don't get me wrong, I don't like Katie Price - infact she very nearly made this list but what he said was disgusting. For that, right now I want to punch him.
Others that just missed out on the list: Victoria Beckham, Katie Price, Paris Hilton, Piers Morgan, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry.
Jeez, I have a lot of celebrity hate in me today. I'm a nice person honest!
Who would be your top 5? Join in the fun here!