Okay, okay, now I now this is complete overkill and I've now done 3 blog posts today. It's a record. Not a record I'm proud of but hey, my husband is away on business and there's only so much cleaning, cooking and caring for my daughter I can do in one day right? Also, I've been blogging exactly one whole month today *fanfare* so it's my bloggiversary!
Anyway, it's worth doing a third post as the lovely Kate from Kate Takes 5 has opened her fab Listography up and I haven't missed one yet since I've started blogging. They are always such good fun and this weeks is no exception so I want to do it straight away.
So, here are the 5 most annoying children's TV programmes by yours truly:
Want to see a grown woman jumping around in a tight red jumpsuit? Any males reading this who've not seen Mighty Mites may think that sounds rather good. Think again men! It's not what it sounds like. Sarah-Jane Honeywell (urgh) is the most annoyingly voiced and over-animated female ever. She actually looks quite good in the photo on the left, trust me - the photo has been greatly enhanced. I feel bad ripping the woman to bits like this but surely she must know how irritating she is? Not only that but I'm sure the same age group that watch this programme are responsible for her make-up too. Add to the mix a really annoying orange puppet with a Geordie accent called 'Yo Jo Jo' who says "Can you feel the energy?" and you've got the worst kids programme ever.
2. Wonder Pets
here! Do so at your own risk though, you'll never get it out of your head.
I'm totally with Kate on this one - we call this 'Big Cock Little Cock' too (obviously not in front of my daughter!). They are SO annoying it's untrue and when they sing their tidy-up song I literally want to rip out my own ear drums and eyeballs and throw them at the television. It wouldn't be so bad if they actually made anything edible but most of the time I'd rather eat something that was served up at the Marharaja's dinner in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Eyeball soup anyone?
4. Yo Gabba Gabba
5. Carrie & David's Pop Shop
It's not on air at the moment (hurrah!) but I had to add it onto the list as it's truly awful. The acting, the singing, the 'passing things to the camera' thing they do. Urgh! They really cannot act at all....added to the fact that they were always in the same clothes so they could use the different (awful) songs over and over again in the shows. Needless to say, when it was on air last year my daughter loved it! Just incase you're missing it...this is the worst song ever... just look at Carries face. *SLAP*